1. Make a piece of art

  2. Think to yourself ‘wow making art is so fun. Let’s do it all the time- and get paid!’

  3. Get into a flow state and start making art on a schedule - stay focused, consistent and organized, slowly increasing productivity and stamina. Watch your creativity bloom.

  4. Grow weary after a few weeks/months/years of attempting to fit inside Saturns crucible of ticking clocks, arbitrary deadlines and rules. Hit an identity shell and encounter all your repressed shadows of worthiness, deprivation and collapsed self-expression.

  5. In a fit of inspired madness, burn your calendar and dance wildly around the ritual fire as you release the shackles of internalized capitalism. Howl ferly into the night: ‘You’ll never sink your teeth into my art The Patriarchy!! Get your sadistic algorithmic tendrils up off of me and my holy expression. I banish your greedy agendas from my tools and protect the Divine Mother essence codex of creation that flows through my channel.

    My art will nay become a cog in your automated machinery of mass production and zombifying of humanity.

    F$*# youuuuuuu!!!!’

    Dancing, dancing, dancing

  6. When you come down from this euphoric rage-trance, re-assess your eclipse-induced mania and enthusiasm for burning shit to the ground: Harvest any insights received, make adjustments to your life as necessary, and gently re-invigorate the appreciation for the structures you were starting to get the hang of- realize you were a little tired and probably needed to take a day off to restore your adrenals.

  7. Keep shedding the internalized attitudes of samsara and continue your practice of time-bending aikido. Like a professional.

  8. Spread the ashes of your calendar sabotage ritual over your creative garden beds, drink some activated water and massage your kidneys slowly 36x while breathing in the color blue

  9. Walk over to the creek and become a river stone - make a piece of restorative art while merged with the consciousness of the rock spirits, covered in the ashes of time.

  10. Take a picture and post it to Facebook announcing your next creativity retreat,

    Then watch that money roll in.

Pic Sydni Indman Photography

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